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Total Medals Earned: 202 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,410 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 6/21/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 6/21/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 6/21/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 6/21/09
50 Points
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Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 6/21/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/26/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 9/12/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

AVOIDAL

1 MILLION POINTS Unlocked 11/4/10
5 Points
Score 1 million points!
TRAINING CIRCUITS Unlocked 11/4/10
5 Points
Reach difficulty level 5!
AVERAGE JOBOT Unlocked 11/4/10
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 10!
10 STAR STREAK 5 Points Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
25 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN 25 Points Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED 25 Points Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER 25 Points Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE 25 Points Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR 50 Points Reach difficulty level 30!
CREDIT DUE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (20/500 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy Unlocked 10/3/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)

Binary

01 Unlocked 7/22/10
10 Points
Activate both cores of Planet I.
10 Unlocked 7/22/10
10 Points
Activate both cores of Planet II.
11 Unlocked 7/22/10
50 Points
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/12/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 6/19/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)