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Total Medals Earned: 206 (From 44 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,610 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

AVOIDAL

Medals Earned: 3/23 (20/500 points)

1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points

Score 1 million points!

TRAINING CIRCUITS 5 Points

Reach difficulty level 5!

AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 10!

10 STAR STREAK 5 Points

Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

25 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points

Score 5 million points!

50 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 15!

10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 10 million points!

100 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 20 million points!

75 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

IRON MAIDEN 25 Points

Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!

MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points

Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!

MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points

Reach difficulty level 20!

SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points

Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!

SPIKED 25 Points

Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!

SUPER SEEKER 25 Points

Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!

SUPER SPIKE 25 Points

Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!

150 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

200 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

DEVASTATOR 50 Points

Reach difficulty level 30!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Binary

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

01 10 Points

Activate both cores of Planet I.

10 10 Points

Activate both cores of Planet II.

11 50 Points

Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.